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Old 07-09-2010, 11:33 PM   #29 (permalink)
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For what its worth, I consider myself a unicorn.
So you consider yourself a unicorn, do you? Well, I'm still a poet. See?

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Unicorn ~ by Erica, The Great Poet

A man thinks he is a unicorn,
with a horny head
and a pointy horn.
Perhaps he ought to star in porn!

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Ah, poetry! I hope you enjoyed my masterpiece.

Big3, you know what? I think I am going to write a poem called "Unicorn," based on this one, and then I'm going to sing that poem to prove to you that songwriters can be poets. Yes, prepare yourself.
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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