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Old 07-06-2010, 05:27 PM   #283 (permalink)
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Nothing is more uncomfy than a boner + tight jeans situation.

I know a guy who told me that when in high school and during class he would just get random boners, one time due to the friction of rubbing his boner against his tight jeans and his desk too many times he just went off and splooged his pants.
At least it was an accident. There's this this kid in my class who, IN ****ING GRADE SIX, whipped out his **** in the middle of science class. He had been jerking off under his desk for a while and then someone saw. The kid yelled and everyone turned around and saw him. We still call him "Lightning Hands".
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