Is it the fact that Bowies wearing frills? Disappointed turtle is far too classy for that. I can just see him saying in that turtlish way of his "Disappointed Bowie from the Labyrinth? I pity the fool." - Hes channelling his inner Mr T, you see.
I remember when I first saw Jurassic Park I was well scared. I saw the bit where a guy was on the toilet and then this dinosaur just came and ate him. I was horrified. Havent watched it since.
You sound like quite the animal person

and I agree, dogs are cute, but that one just looks like a canine sex offender.
Mr Stunt? Now it sounds both mobster and Ms Moneypenny simultaneously.