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Originally Posted by glastonelle
On a good day, perhaps a sloth, because it would be far to lazy to do anything back to me or even put up a fight. Hell, it would probably fall asleep.
Id feel bad about it after though. I mean, look at that thing! Its adorable. Lives quite the life too - sleeps 22 hours a day and wakes up only for food and sex. My male friends would call him 'The Man'

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If I found you kicking a sloth to death, I'd flip. Those are the coolest mammals ever. So awesome, he has a deadly sin named after him. I've wanted to have one for a pet since forever, but I really don't think a sloth would like living in an apartment.