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Old 06-14-2010, 02:45 PM   #148 (permalink)
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Just fucking pick something
Why kick any animal (human or not) to death when there are so many more pleasurable options?

I'd prefer to just pick fucking something over kicking someone to death any day.



But if sedatives are allowed, and I have to kick *someone*, then I'm pretty sure I could kill a 200-pound man by kicking him while I'm wearing my work boots. Which I wouldn't do, of course.

If the animal is fully aware, however, then I could probably just kick to death an attacking dog of Doberman size.
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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