My top 5 awful things I need to stop eating as part of my staple diet before I die from heart disease or some other related illness (Inspired from having just eaten a fried egg sandwich for dinner)
1. Fried egg sandwiches
2. Primula and Wotsit sandwiches

(For those who may not know/do not have Primula or Wotsits)
3. KFC
4. Fish and Chips
5. Johnny's seasoning salt. I feel the need to put it on everything and am now at the stage where my cousin sends it to me from the USA on a 2 monthly basis.