05-09-2010, 04:23 PM
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art is sold for money
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Belgrade, Serbia
Posts: 730
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Alcoholic Customer: Do you serve beer or any alcohol?
Enid: I wish. Actually you wish... after about five minutes of this movie, you're gonna wish you had ten beers.
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Rebecca: This is so bad it's almost good.
Enid: This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again.
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Enid: God, what a bunch of retards...
Rebecca: I thought Chipmunk-face was never going to shut up.
Enid: I know, I liked her better when she was an alcoholic crack addict! She gets in one car wreck and all of a sudden she's Little Miss Perfect and everybody loves her.
Rebecca: It's totally sickening.
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Enid: I think only stupid people have good relationships.
Seymour: That's the spirit.
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Rebecca: So, what do you do if you're a Satanist?
Enid: Sacrifice virgins and stuff.
Rebecca: I guess that lets us off the hook.
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Maxine: It's really quite something to see you all grown-up like this, Enid. I'd love to know what you're doing now. I can't help but feel I had some small part in how you turned out. What're you studying? You were always such a smart little girl.
Enid: I'm taking a remedial high school art class for ****-ups and retards.
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Soda Customer: Hi, can I get a medium 7-Up?
Enid: ...Medium? Why sir, did you know that for a mere 25 cents more you can purchase a large beverage? And you know... I'm only telling you this because we're such good friends: Medium is really only for suckers who don't know the concept of value.
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Masterpiece Video Customer: I'm looking for a copy of 8 1/2.
Masterpiece Video Clerk: Yessir! Is it a new release, sir?
Masterpiece Video Customer: No, it's the classic Italian film.
Masterpiece Video Clerk: Let me look that up on the computer for you, sir!
[fiddles with computer]
Masterpiece Video Clerk: Yes, here it is - 9 1/2 Weeks with Mickey Rourke. It's in our "Erotic Dramas" section.
Masterpiece Video Customer: No, not "9 1/2", 8 1/2, the Fellini film.
Masterpiece Video Clerk: I'll check that for you sir. How do you spell the actor's name - F-I-L-E-E-P-E-E...?
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Ghost World <3
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