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Originally Posted by mr dave
hell i only wish someone took a picture of the time someone left me a pillow next to the toilet after a night of hard drinking. that was AWESOME! wipe the doritomit of my face, look around the room, spot a pillow RIGHT THERE! zZZZzzzzzz hahaha
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"Doritomit!"
It took me a while to realize that must be the combination of Dorito + Vomit! Did you make up "doritomit" all on your own, mr dave, or is this some drinking lingo that non-drinkers like me just have never picked up?
Seriously, though...these pics of people nearly passed out (or really passed out, in Paloma's case?) from alcohol consumption scare me! I worry you people are going to die!!!
I don't understand why alcohol consumption is considered funny when it gets to the "collapsed on the bathroom floor" vomiting stage. I can appreciate the accentuated silliness light drinking can inspire...I suppose...actually not, because things seem fun without alcohol...but I don't understand why people find the alcohol horror stories and how awful the experiences were *funny*.
I would think looking back on them, if I had experienced them, I'd just think the whole experience was scary, distressing, and exhausting. I avoid touching any surface in a public bathroom, so lying on the floor alone would be a horror. Also, I avoid vomiting as much as possible.
The only real good vomit experience I had (good, because I felt better afterwards) was vomiting the day after my 21st birthday...and that was NOT due to alcohol (I hadn't drunk any). I had greedily eaten too many strawberries with their hulls on, so that some great, big undigestible mass caused my stomach to ache for a whole day until FINALLY I chucked it up. I thought the mass was going to block my windpipe! Ugh. But then afterwards my tummy felt better, at least.
Since I don't have a picture of my "strawberromit" moment, this description will have to do.
