I just got back from my piss test. I diluted the hell out of it by drinking water all day. Then, I ate a **** ton of vitamin B complex(amongst a few other pills), so my pee would be yellow and I wouldn't fail for dilution. It worked pretty awesome, except ingesting a little too much, thus turning my first few pisses nuclear chartreuse. I diluted that a bit down, and it looked perfect for the test, now I sit and wait with crossed fingers. I think I'll be alright, although being a full blown smoker about 2 weeks ago.
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Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good— happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."
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