You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: pig****er
You: oh sorry... i have touretttes
You: assmunch!
Stranger: mess ppl up?
You: chicken ****
You: sorry what do you mean?
You: oh****weed
Stranger: normalturn*******?
You: ya
You: ****machine
You: ****
You: sorry
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i just dont understand why u interested in this
You: what?
You: ****faced ****sucker
You: what?
Stranger: sigh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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