Originally Posted by storymilo

Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARS!
You: I've heard about you
Stranger: WILD ABRA LOOKS CONFUSED
You: yep that's right
You: bang bang bang
Stranger: WILD ABRA USES CONFUSION
Stranger: STRANGER IS CONFUSED
You: WILD ABRA LOOKS DEAD
Stranger: STRANGER HURT HIMSELF IN HIS CONFUSION
You: NEVER
You: BANG
Stranger: WILD ABRA USES FLASH
You: STRANGER SHOOT WILD ABRA
You: WILD ABRA HAS NO ENERGY
You: WILD ABRA DEAD
You: WILD ABRA NEVER ESCAPE
Stranger: STRANGERS SHOOT MISSES
Stranger: WILD ABRA USES TACKLE
Stranger: CRITICAL HIT
Stranger: WHAT WILL THE STRANGER DO?
You: STRANGER USES DODGE
You: 50% CHANCE DUE TO MODIFIERS
Stranger: WILD ABRA USES TELEPORT!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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