I love Madonna but her rap from her song "American Life" is pretty laughable:
I'm drinking a soy latte
I get a double shot-ay
It goes right through my body
And you know I'm satisfied
I drive my mini cooper
And I'm feeling super-duper
Yo they tell me I'm a trooper
And you know I'm satisfied
I do yoga and pilates
And the room is full of hotties
So I'm checking out the bodies
And you know I'm satisfied
I'm digging on the isotopes
This metaphysic s*** is dope
And if all this can give me hope
You know I'm satisfied
etc. etc.
I think it was supposed to be ridiculous, but still.
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