Originally Posted by TumorAttitude

Here are the lyrics to "Charlie Don't Surf" by the Clash translated from English to Mandarin Chinese to English again.

Charlie is not the Internet, we believe that he should be
Charlie do not go on, you know this is not no good
Charlie is not the Internet of his mother, hamburger
Charlie's gonna be napalm star

Everyone wants to rule the world
We must be born in
A fact is that we will never know
Space satellites will burn

We were told to keep strangers
We do not like they started to hang around
We do not like them throughout the city
On a global scale, we will blow them down

Choral

Superpower of the period must exceed
Therefore, many army can not get rid of the Earth
Soon, the rock will roll over
Coca-Cola Africa is choking them

It is a way of a street in Maastricht
People began to boast about a
You can laugh, put them down
These people gonna blow us one-way

Choral

He will never learn Charlie do not go on
Charlie do not go on, but he has gun
Charlie do not surf think that he should be
Charlie is not the Internet, we feel that he should be
Charlie is not the Internet

Charlie is not the Internet, we believe that he should be
Charlie do not go on, you know this is not no good
Charlie is not the Internet of his mother, hamburger
Charlie is not the Internet