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Old 03-09-2010, 12:30 AM   #2296 (permalink)
VEGANGELICA
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U know how veganelicas epic essays have turned most people off? These last few posts in here from her have turned me into a disciple. Bagsy first spot on the corner of the bed.

Always those you least expect.
You mean we have to use a bed?

Seriously, though, I've been talking sex stuff for quite some time on MB, jackhammer. It's buried in among all my essays. I'm a vegan, after all! I can't help but want some of my many words to make the animal in you feel oh - so - good.

EDIT: Funny P. Niss and V. Gina story, BTW! And so true! But of course the reality is that men are much more than just their penises. Because men are also...uh...and then they're...uh. Well. Hmmm.
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