I have a truly vile and tasteless whorehouse joke.
A guy gets his tax return, and since he had just broken up with his girlfriend, he decides to treat himself to the finest whore he can find.
So he marches into the nearest brothel, slaps about $1500 on the counter, and says, "I want the sexiest bitch in the place."
The madam gives him a sly look and says, "Last door on the right." And the guy finds his way to the room, and there she is, already naked and spread. Perfect, just like he had imagined. He doesn't bother saying a word. He just drops trow and starts banging the shit out of her.
She doesn't seem to be into it at all, but he doesn't care. He's shooting load after load into her, when eventually, cum starts to drip out of her mouth and nose.
He reels back in disgust, throws his pants back on and races to the counter. And he's screaming at the madam about his problem, and she doesn't seem fazed at all.
After he gets done with his tirade, she calmly turns around and yells into a staff room behind the counter, "Herb! The dead one's full again!".
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