01. I am half drunk right now. It's 6:30 AM and I am still drinking.
02. I am drinking the cheapest possible white wine.
03. I hate mustard, mayo and ketchup, but they are great when combined.
04. I wouldn't like to see Lady GaGa naked, or at all for that matter.
05. I'm currently listening to Burzum. I've been doing that a lot lately.
06. I have a really boring friend named Milena, but I call her Migrena which means Migraine.
07. I am an excellent student but I don't like what I'm studying at all.
08. I am officially the biggest Windows Vista hater in the universe.
09. I really, really hate the dumb Google Translate translations.
10. I want to marry Amy Lee from Evanescence and that is the only girl I would ever marry (no I am not gay I just don't like the concept of marriage).
11. I would like to live on a desert island.
12. I am really clumsy.
13. I really, really like the games that I play through emulators.
14. I don't understand 4chan humor at all.
15. I want to direct movies.
16. I love cats.
17. I hate Tokio Hotel.
18. I don't understand why the word dildo is being censored on here.
19. I have accidentally seen gay pornography (several times on TV).
20. I often sleep on the floor.
21. I think that Paris Hilton fails even as a porn actress.
22. I often say fuck. Very, very often.
23. The majority of my friends listen to Britney Spears and Lady GaGa. I don't.
24. I would torture and then viciously kill the people that kill cats.
25. I mostly dislike people.
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