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Old 02-26-2010, 02:12 PM   #285 (permalink)
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'Fuuuuuuck, dude...
How much water did you drink!?'
hahahah nice

this one is a little long and impolite but...


a businessman was coming home from a road trip one night, and feeling a little frisky he decides to stop by the local brothel outside of town.

so he's talking to the madam and finding out what kind of deals he can score, being a cheapskate he settles for a fat foreign lady $10 cheaper if he does it with the lights off. so he goes into the room turns out the light and gets busy.

as they're going at it she keeps screaming 'sung pao! sung pao!' he naturally assumes it's some hollow compliment at his prowess and finishes up.

a few days later the businessman is having a meeting with clients, including a foreign investor. they all decide to have a round of golf to relax after their meetings and the investor nails a hole in one. looking to impress the group the businessman uses his newly learned phrase 'sung pao! sung pao!' and politely applauds the shot.

the investor looks at him - WTF you mean 'wrong hole?'
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I type whicked fast,
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