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Originally Posted by Dieselboy
I had a really nerdy/stalker crush on Avril Lavigne years ago. I actually bought two magazines on ebay, for no other reason than they had her on the front.
Going back a few years from that, to like my Jr. High days...a couple times at least I went into the bathroom with my disc-man on and locked the door, to listen to the first 40 seconds of More Human Than Human while masturbating. I'd just hit the back button over and over again till I came.
I'd usually stare at the girl on the front cover and imagined it was her moaning.

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this made me laugh soooo good. Gotta love middle school.
Scottsy: exactly. so why exactly are you in amerikuh?