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So, right after I declared that I would follow the "one song a day" rule, I broke it. :P
I'm not saying I didn't write something yesterday, but it's instrumental.
So here's something I wrote a little while back.

Streingth

Some people say that George killed a dragon
But I think that he was just braggin'
The village was giving their girls to the thing
Because they were afraid of flaming scale and wing.
They said the dragon told them to but that's a lie.
They were just the kind of guys who wouldn't send a guy.
And George, my friend, noticed this,
And decide he would end it, with his fist.
So he went to the peasant village with a sword
But one can't beat a village, no matter how hardcore.
He'd figured with the dragon he'd get decency at least,
As everyone can tell which is the crueler beast.
So George said he'd like to fight the dragon.
For braggin' rights and cuz his pride was saggin'
The peasnt then got happy, real quick,
One would have a living wife, and thus a happy ****.
So the peasnats showed George to a special rock
Where the dragon liked to eat and sometimes stopped.
But at midnight the tide was so high
George lost his footing and floated out to die.
I don't know how long he floated, it could've been days,
And when he came too, he was in quite a daze.
He was in the place where the dragon stays
And then he realized that dragon hunting pays.
There were half the village's women, sitting in there
And half the dragon's treasure was just as fair.
Near half the time in the water, he was out.
So he wondered who helped him here to come about.
But into his head he got another idea
What if there was no dragon and it was made of fear?
So he traveled long and traveled hard,
And in that time he made his living playing card.
Eventually he got to the village and put on a big show,
Saying he'd killed the dragon but the villagers wouldn't go.
So to test his theory they sent out a man
To the dragon's rock to see what he can.
And in the morning, that guy was gone,
And in the end, they were all sacrifices to the dragon's song.

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