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Old 01-30-2010, 09:03 AM   #2 (permalink)
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What The Muse Thread Would Have Looked Like Had This Forum Been Around In 1999

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originofsymmetry - Hey everybody my band just released our first album.

originofsymmetry - Please listen to us, I'll give out backstage passes to anyone from here.

originofsymmetry - Hey we're playing a Jo Whiley session today and we're going to record in New York

Urban Hatemonger - Shut the fuck up Bellemy

AngelNicky - Oh Matt I love you I love you I love You I love You

Urban Hatemonger - Aw fuck, not her again

originofsymmetry - Hey Nicky

AngelNicky - Oh Matt you were wonderful last night you were awesome I loved every minute of you give my love to the other two nobody remembers*

originofsymmetry - Nicky I'll promise to give you backstage passes to the next gig if you promise to bore everybody senseless and talk about nothing else other than about how wonderful we are for the next 18 months.

AngelNicky - OK matty I love you I love You I love you........

Urban Hatemonger - Please kill me.










* I'm Paraphrasing Here
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