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Originally Posted by Ronnie Jane Devo
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You are the most epic person ever. Mentor me.
1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
I don't know,
Lady Dracula, why is that?
2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
I think so, I've been the only person in a theatre before. I kinda want to get busy in an empty one. It would be so much better if it was an action movie too...
3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
Because the nearest Whole Foods is 40 minutes away from my house.
4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?The crushed up and blended dreams of the pure at heart.
5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Big3 had B.O.
6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?I like pancakes and ducks.