#5: Negative People
If you don't like something that you know I like, WHY are you constantly at me about how much you hate it? There's nothing worse then being around a negative person. Now just because you have the blues every now and then or aren't Mr. Happy Shorts all the time doesn't mean you fit my definintion of a negative person. No, my definition is measurable and based in science.
There are several species of potential negative people. I've narrowed them down to 2.
The first is known as
lèd vajen scroumso (lit. ugly vagina) because their faces are often so sour they resemble the scraggly reproductive organs of an aged human female. They are the close cousins of the
scrotuoul labellum (lit. sad small penis) of the genus
twatic-pigmaus. The way the
scrotuoul labellum differ from the
lèd vajen scroumso is in their musical preferences. While the
lèd vajen scroumso often enjoy atleast
one artist they deem worthy, the
scrotuoul labellum don't enjoy anything as a whole but rather pick and choose "some songs" which they find "O.K" or even worse, some "parts of songs" which are "alright:.
Negative people will be discussed more in a following post but that's all for now.