1. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
The question is why are they never black? Racist bubble bath
2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If they have nothing better to do
3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Cos they're complete idiots. No offence.
4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
The supermarket obviously
5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Not a constant one as such.
6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Not a real one, just drawing of one on the back of the bus
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