step 1: lock everyone in a room filled with medieval weaponry
step 2: administer lots and lots of LSD
step 3: turn on fog machines and strobe lights
step 5: turn on heaters
step 6: put Aqua - Candy Man on repeat. really, really loud.
step 7: wait 30 minutes
step 8: spray room down with olive oil
step 9: hand out cheap ukrainian vodka and PCP-laced joints
step 10: GWAR goes on stage
step 11: wait 30 minutes
step 12: if anyone is still alive, bludgeon them with blunt implements
step 13: go home and watch Pretty Woman with wife
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