1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Mind games.
2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
I think so, aye.
3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
Maybe my mumma has been to Asda while I've been faffing around the house.
4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
I don't even know what a prune is.
5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
A speed of bad smells. Nothing travels faster than someones eggy fart. Boak.
6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
I'd like think they did in a way. But they probably wouldn't be of any use, they get locked in don't they, so they're going nowhere in a hurry.
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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216
i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Originally Posted by Dr. Rez
Keep it in your pants scottie.
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