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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger
I'd tie Kayleigh to a lamppost outside her house in a green & white hooped top & see what happens.
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I'd probably only get the odd glasgow kiss which would result in a broken nose in a few places. I could live on though.
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Originally Posted by mojopinuk
Id just throw a shiny penny across the ground to confuse them. Everyone knows Scots are easily distracted by shiny objects.
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