1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Baths take too long, so I always shower.
2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
No idea, but I do remember buying a ticket to and watching a History Of Violence by myself in an otherwise completely empty cinema, which is an experience I'd totally recommend.
3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
Sometimes it does...
4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
I hate prunes, so therefore don't really care.
5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Isn't exactly something I think about a lot.
6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
I think I'm gonna watch the Fugitive again later...
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