I got banned on a forum for posting a poop chart, so I wrote this song.
Here's "Outlaw Ramblin".(5 string bass player needed)
And if you are interested in hearing my more recent retardedness, check out the myspace. My YouTube is a mess - too much to wade through.
Billy Cool and the Whips on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads
And yes, I agree. The lyrics are terrible.