Originally Posted by Fenixpunk

"Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place." - Johnny Carson.

"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs." - Robin Williams

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches." - Jim Carrey