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Originally Posted by right-track
Just seen this and it appealed to my particular sense of humour.
lololol
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I don't get it, I looked up how to milk a cow and that guy isn't follwoing steps 7 thru 10.
- Step 1
Milk at the same time daily.
- Step 2
Sit on the same side of the cow each day. This will help your cow feel more comfortable - cows like routine.
- Step 3
Place cow in a stanchion if this makes you feel more at ease. If your cow is an old hand at being milked, this probably won't be necessary. Ask the farmer you purchased her from what her routine was with the farmer.
- Step 4
Place stool at a right angle to the cow and sit with your head resting on her flank.
- Step 5
Wash udder with warm water and clean cloth.
- Step 6
Place pail under teats.
- Step 7
Take a teat into the palm of your hand.
- Step 8
Squeeze teat at top with thumb and forefinger. Continue squeezing each finger around teat, forcing milk in a stream until all fingers are around teat.
- Step 9
Release teat.
- Step 10
Repeat until only a small amount of milk comes out and the udder is soft to the touch.
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Originally Posted by mord
Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.
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