12-09-2009, 09:34 PM
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carpe musicam
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Les Barricades Mystérieuses
Posts: 7,710
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Originally Posted by HotFunkColdPunk
I punched my boyfriend in the chest today,
because he was really upsetting me.
He acted like it hurt really bad..
Now, he's not a little guy, like 6'4, 200lbs
I on the other hand, I am a little girl,
5'2, 102 or 3 ish lbs.
I've been mulling it over and over in my mind,
and he looked like he was in sincere pain,
and if that really did hurt him,
he just a big vagina!
And I can't be having a big vagina for a boyfriend..
It may have been a sucker punch,
but I didn't even hit him hard,
I'd never do that!
So, if he's as big of a vagina as I think, I'm not gonna be putting up with him much longer..
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please correct me if I'm wrong but didn't you mean to say
"And I can't be having a big vagina as a boyfriend.." ???
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.
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