OK people l have the ANSWER you have all been waiting for ... Punk was SERIOSULY invented by ... Albert Einstein whose theory of relativity was indeed SERIOSULY linked with the need to SERIOUSLY provide an outlet for all geeks, freaks, and leeks who in a nutshell are 'emo' and find being dismal dikwads 'haha' funny.
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.. and so that was the story of Punk and how Punk got Punked and Punked for a while, until Punk was Punked out of Punk and though unPunk until it got Punky once again still strived to be very very very very P.U.N.K!