As you pour you get into an interesting conversation about trumpets and forget to stop pouring and the piping hot tea ends up pouring into the saucer, when you realize that you set the kettle down, jerking the table and flinging tea all over the Queen of England, she orders you thrown in a pit, and the gaurds do, on your descent down the pit you reach out at an out croping aand tear down the wall all over yourself and you're left in a pile of rubble at the bottom, but little did you know that the out cropping was actually a petrified Pteredactyl nest the heat of your dieing body heats the eggs and they hatch. The Pteredactyls eventually reek havoc in all of Britain causing the miltary to leave Iraq to save the motherland, little did they know, they were just inches away from discovering the weapons of mass destruction which are imeadiatly used on all the neigbouring countries of Iraq causing nuclear winter in the middle east, just then jesus final returns in jeruselum and the radiation mutates him into The ultra-christ, He takes all the methodists up to heaven then the biblical armageddon unfolds except instead of Christ or the anti chirst winning the final battle, it's won by Ross Pero, who proceeds to speak in a funny accent over loud speakers causing the rest of the world to commit suicide, Pero digs for oil in 99.87% of the earth until it finally collapses.
A teenager buys a good charolette cd
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