The unmistakable sound of bad sex. My last building was so old that I could hear just about everything and the couple that lived next door to me use to go at it at all hours of the night. The girl sounded so bored and the moans were so fake that it was agony because that douche bag was getting sex, but he wasn't earning it. I don't care if I hear people ****ing, as long as it's good because at least someone is getting some and pleasing someone.
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