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Old 10-28-2009, 09:22 AM   #4 (permalink)
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An important debate topic!

I voted "creamy," although I actually prefer chunky. Why? I used to always buy chunky (natural organic) peanut butter all the time, enjoying the contrast in texture between the creaminess and the little hard bits to chew on, like hidden surprises. However, one time as I was happily chewing said little surprises, I felt one so hard that I worried I was chipping a tooth! So, I filtered out the creamy peanut butter (now converted to a saliva-peanut butter slurry) down my throat to leave all the hard bits in my mouth, then spit them out. What did I find? Yes, the suspense is probably killing you. A ROCK! *That's* what I found.

Moral of story: buy creamy peanut butter to protect your teeth.
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