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Old 06-02-2005, 07:49 AM   #11 (permalink)
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top 5 coolest ways to die

1. eaten alive by horny transexual gorillas
2. having your heart stabbed out with a sharpened pool cue then slowly watching it stop beating as you die
3. sucking your arm so hard that you create a syphon effect creating a neverending cycle whereby you rotate around through yourself.
4. jumping off the empire state building into a pack of ravenous dogs with a slaughtered cow strapped to various parts of your body
5. ran around in circles so fast that you dig a hole in the ground until you fall into a pool of lava and are cooked alive...

hope you were amused... if not, dont blame me...