I'll bite.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug. So I joined the Army in 2003. Spent six years in Germany, and got out in April of this year. Now I'm going to college for free, for the next 4 academic years, and getting paid living expenses to do so.
So I don't need a job, and all I do is study and drink beer.
Simultaneously.
The next 4 academic years are going to be boring, but after 6 years of wasting tax payer money in the Army, I figure I'll milk 4 more years of America's livelihood for my own betterment.
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