I would let Randy Orton POUND the living **** out of me. He's too skinny now and it makes his face look weird but back in the day, goddamn. I'd still let him violate me like crazy but he needs to put on some weight.
Hottest wrestler on the face of the earth. I can't even believe I live on the same planet as someone this hot, it's ridiculous.
Mike Patton, obvious, sex on legs.
Finally, everyone who knows me knows my obsession for Hugh, my future husband.
Jesus, I need a towel, ASAP.