Hay, fellas.
Erm, I probably don't really need this all that much, since I'm well acquainted with forums similar in nature to this one. But, to make sure I don't make a fool of myself or bother anyone in my time here, would anyone like to adopt me and show me the ways of the world? I promise I'll be a good kid. Do my homework, come home on time, etc.
I'd be real grateful.
