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Old 09-18-2009, 03:28 PM   #11 (permalink)
Freebase Dali
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Originally Posted by boo boo View Post
C'mon, everyone knows the "there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth" part.

Preachers love that line, it's probably the most used bible quote that I can think of.
The weird part about it is I, for some reason, can't understand why my "soul" would have, or need, teeth in which to gnash.. Am I supposed to be eating things in the after life to keep my nutrition levels up and providing fuel for my... 'ahem'... biological requirements?
Also...
How will my nerve endings register sensation in this fiery pit of hell in which I'm wailing in presumably agonizing pain, when they're all the way back there in the graveyard and decomposing along with the rest of my physical body?

Do the scriptures refer to a spiritual pain?
Am I to assume that I have spiritual teeth? Ghost teeth?



A ghost penis???
*is naming it Casper*
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