Oh man, there is no way I can do this without missing so much stuff out. And being the cynical bastard that I am it's all gonna be in the 'dislikes' list. Here we go anyway.
DISLIKES
*tYpINg lYk dIS
*Using text speak outside of a text message
*Even worse, verbalising such phrases into spoken English
*Russell Brand
*Charvers (chavs)
*People who tell blokes with long hair that they should get a hair cut
*Those who brag about promiscuity like it was an achievement or something to be proud of (You're a slut, I get it. Well done.)
*Cheaters (Break off the relationship you're in first if you really must fuck someone else. If you're a real shit about it, it can even just take 2 minutes)
*Most Oasis fans
*Men who drink alcopops
*The BNP
*Tramp stamps
*Seeing Ramones and other band t shirts in Top Man and Primark but more importantly the people who buy them from said stores without knowing anything about the band
*People who walk too slow
*People who walk too slow and for some reason also in groups of 3 or more and side by side
*Bouncers who think taking a four day course and getting hired to stand around for 10 hours is a great achievement and licence to treat people like shit whenever they wish
*Old blokes with a music taste stuck in 1973 who tell me that "they don't make them like they used to!"
*Brummie accents
*The word 'soccer'
*Men who wear sandals
*Too much time on my own
*People who play their music through the speakers on their phone on the back of the bus
*People who seem to use religion as an excuse to develop a massive ego and act that they know whats best for me
*Girls who never seem to show any interest in anything whatsoever bar make up, the X Factor and blokes
*Men who can't hold a discussion that doesnt involve sex or women
*The X Factor and all shows like it
*People who offer me whatever it is they are taking that night and cant seem to comprehend that i dont want any
*Bar staff who can't pour a pint of Guinness
*Cliff pissing Richard
LIKES
*Honesty
*Beer
*A good jukebox
*Pool & snooker
*Independent music venues
*Stand up comedy
*Australian accents
*Mayo
*Football (just watching though, im terrible)
*Rock chicks
*Women who drink beer
*Relaxing with some good chill out tunes
*Clubs that play good, loud rock and metal
*Taking photographs, aslong as I am not in them
*Chili
*Sitcoms
*Finding a genuinely picturesque, peaceful location and closing everyone and everything else out once in a while
*Good, loyal, dependable friends
*My family, especially my niece
*Travelling
*Live music
*Cooking (although my skills are limited)
*Music festivals
*My own space
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