08-19-2009, 06:23 PM
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sleepe
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: boston
Posts: 1,140
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Pointless google censor strikes again. Sigh..
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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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