Douchebag is my favorite and all it's variations. Douchefck. Bilbo Douchebaggins. Also, fcktard is a classic- especially with stupid drivers, they are all fcktards.
I like reversing things too... Instead of saying "do work, son!" I'll call people "daughter". When someone tells you to "Shut Up!", you can respond "Open Down!". Finally, you can turn any 'your mom' diss around:
1) harmless comment "I hate this nail."
2) "Your mom's a nail"
***3) "I'll nail your mom"
It works every time. Even it it doesn't make sense when you reverse it from "Your mom's ___" to "I'll ___ your mom", it dumbfounds them into not having a response.
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Life is just blah, blah, blah
You hope for blah
And sometimes you find it, but mostly it's blah
And waiting for blah
And hoping you were right about the blahs you made
And then, just when you think you've got the whole blah'd damn thing figured out
And you're surrounded by the ones you blah
Death shows up... anddd blah, blah, blah.
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