Originally Posted by Lateralus

I brought him back to my place.

"I can tell you're a very artsy person."
"Is it the state of my room?"
"The lemons on the bed." (I had lemons on my bed... arranged in an odd fashion. Don't ask, long story.)
"Ha yeah, sorry about those."
"So..... anyway. I have to go. I'll call you!"
"Oh.... bye then."