Good Day, faithful minions! It is I, your famous and well-loved leader: Travis the Happy Dictator. You well may have heard from my publicist, Hasbeencorrected, about my new dominion that I stole from the evil monkey/kitten alliance, which they stole from a small czec/romanian army. LONG LIVE THE DICTATOR. AND EVERYONE MUST BE HAPPY! AND JOIN TRAVIS THE HAPPY DICTATOR'S FREE REPUBLIC!!!
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