The biggest problem is that the paint didn't work down into the midline seam on the front and back. (On the back, that's only a problem on the diamond and line below it; the rest is the zipper, which I'm not trying to paint anyway.) Some of the lines on the front needed another coat, too
No i think the
biggest problem is your gut in that tight material.
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