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DJ_Jester · 03-15-2004, 03:15 PM

Man memorable hangovers... well I guess this would be a lesson of why not to drink...

So I frequent this bar. My roommate and I used to go so often that they called us the Guiness guys. (Cuz duh... we drink Guiness.) We used to have the waitresses take shots with us and we were all pretty cool with them. One weeknight the waitress we had said it was her last night... we asked as usual if she's doing shots and she said if we close out the check, she could drink all she wanted because we were her last table. So we did... got totally plastered. A friend picked the 3 of us up to take us home but we convinced him to take us to another bar. He did... we found a bar with a bikini contest. My roommate and the driver watched... the waitress and I took shots. We left my friends to talk to a sorority house and picked up a couple girls and went to meet my friends at a third bar and she told the new girls about shots I was ordering at the second... so we tried them again... then they showed me shots... so I continued to drink and drink and drink...

Next morning I call in sick to work. At 11 my boss calls and says the customer called wanting some on the spot demo of something I had been working on. So I got ready... someone from work picked my ass up and I had to stand there with the worst headache and stomach pains and give a presentation... still pretty much drunk. Yeah... my boss figured THAT one out.

Oh yeah... the night before I made such a mess in my room I couldn't sleep in it for about a month.. took a crap load of lysol, incense, scented oils and burning my sheets to be able to sleep there again... ouch. Let that be a lesson... don't even drink because a group of hot girls thinks you're cute... ok maybe you should... but watch yourself. Haha!

03-15-2004, 03:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
DJ_Jester Forum Fool Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Maryland Posts: 125	Man memorable hangovers... well I guess this would be a lesson of why not to drink... So I frequent this bar. My roommate and I used to go so often that they called us the Guiness guys. (Cuz duh... we drink Guiness.) We used to have the waitresses take shots with us and we were all pretty cool with them. One weeknight the waitress we had said it was her last night... we asked as usual if she's doing shots and she said if we close out the check, she could drink all she wanted because we were her last table. So we did... got totally plastered. A friend picked the 3 of us up to take us home but we convinced him to take us to another bar. He did... we found a bar with a bikini contest. My roommate and the driver watched... the waitress and I took shots. We left my friends to talk to a sorority house and picked up a couple girls and went to meet my friends at a third bar and she told the new girls about shots I was ordering at the second... so we tried them again... then they showed me shots... so I continued to drink and drink and drink... Next morning I call in sick to work. At 11 my boss calls and says the customer called wanting some on the spot demo of something I had been working on. So I got ready... someone from work picked my ass up and I had to stand there with the worst headache and stomach pains and give a presentation... still pretty much drunk. Yeah... my boss figured THAT one out. Oh yeah... the night before I made such a mess in my room I couldn't sleep in it for about a month.. took a crap load of lysol, incense, scented oils and burning my sheets to be able to sleep there again... ouch. Let that be a lesson... don't even drink because a group of hot girls thinks you're cute... ok maybe you should... but watch yourself. Haha! __________________ << VerveRadio DJ >> Mon: 11PM - 02AM Wed: 08PM - 11PM (All Times Eastern Standard)