Originally Posted by asshat

I work at a 7-11 and we have a label maker. And we put hidden messages under all the chocolate bars for people to stumble upon like: "does your gluttony know no end?", "Ethiopians are starving you selfish pig", "Stuff your face, you silly cow" and so on.

I don't smoke pot anymore so that's about the only mischief that I get up to while working.Kinda lame.