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Old 06-29-2009, 02:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
Dr_Rez
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"Why I hate Nebraska...
This is not some rash decision that I and millions of other people across the country just jump into one day when that damn team, with some players whose rap sheets are longer than their home winning streak, pulls one out against our boys. I hate them for a variety of reasons, but most of all i hate their ****y, bandwagon riding fans*. I find it immposible to root for a team who has called themselves, The "Tree-Planters", "Rattlesnake Boys", "Old Gold Knights" (Red and white? Doesn't that make YOU think of gold knights?), and of course everyones favorite "Bugeaters". A team who's great history started with a win against the illustrius...Omaha YMCA? But that was a one time thing, They now schedule much harder opponents, next year we get to look forward to, Troy State, Rice, Missouri, Iowa State, Baylor, Texas Tech, Kansas and Colorado (my sleeper pick for nat'l champs) a great bunch of opponents, for a high school team, that is 8 of their eleven total games they also play Notre Dame, Oklahoma, and Kansas State. Judging from this monster schedule I'll predict a record of 10-1 and yet another top ten finish for the fairies in red. "
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