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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction
Great analogy.
Now days I don't even bother with it. Girls appreciate a good hand job too, and it's easier to nail the button that way. I figure if she doesn't make it clear she loves getting downed on, I won't figure it's worth the effort just to contribute to her vault of disappointing experiences. |
Oh **** I hate that. Its like trying to start a friction fire on a ****ing stamp. Its the most unlubricated surface when you start and if she hasn't landscaped well enough you're ripping out hairs.
I dig the tongue for two reasons...
1. Organic lube, makes life a breeze. No finger/hang nails to deal with.
2. Proxemity. I'm a leg man, and I like my women thick. If I can chill out between some thick, tanned up thighs its a ****ing good day.
Its all gravy though. To each their own.